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Joke of the Day:
A guy is walking down the street and enters a clock and watch shop. While looking around, he notices a beautiful female clerk behind the counter. So, he walks up to the counter where she is standing, unzips his pants, flops his dick out, and places it on the counter. "What are you doing, sir?" she insists. "This is a clock shop!" The man replies, "I know that, but I would like two hands and a face put on this!"

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