yo brian you filthy yank, i have just spent a week in hospital having a new hip joint
fitted and the only things that kept me sane was the brilliant book about the legend bill hicks and the nurses.!
the book called  LOVE ALL THE PEOPLE is the funniest thing i have read for ages.
I am sure he would have loved your site . as for the nurses, you have to remember that ,
just like lap dancers, it's their job to be nice, and in no way are they going to fancy a filthy arthritic cunt like me .
So once again , I thank you for your brilliant site. Cheer's pal, Stuart, in shitty england.
p.s. a day without porn is like a day without sunshine.