A line of nuns wait to enter the pearly gates.  The first nun come to Saint Peter and he asks " Have you even had any contact with a penis"
The nuns responds "well once I was give a man sponge bath and my finger touched his penis"
Saint Peter says " ok place your finger in this holy water and proceed to heaven"
The next nun is asked the same question and responds. " Once in a weak moment I did stroke a man's penis"
Saint Peter says " place your hand in this holy water and proceed to heaven.

Suddenly there is a huge commotion in the line and Saint Peter says " don't worry there is not rush there is plenty of room for all of you"

The nun responds " ya but if I'm gargling that holy water I'm doing it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it."